closet game
a scandal involving intoxicated and/or h-rny losers who sit in a dark closet and touch each other. the game is played by each partic-p-nt starting out in a corner of a small closet with the lights off. each player counts to a previously agreed upon number and then slithers stealthily like a black belted ninja into a secret special spot within the closet. then each player reaches out and feels for the nearest body part. all the partic-p-nts take turns calling out which appendage they are touching and who it belongs to. the goal is to touch b–bies or peni. the end. good luck go getters!
tiffany: hi mason, lets go play the closet game and make babies. touch me mason, touch me!
mason: -turns off light- are you ready, tiffany?
tiffany: yes. i’m ready. take me as i am.
mason: what are you?
tiffany: a small whale. but that is why we turn off the lights. touch me. i’m throbbing with p-ssion. touch me! push my love b-tton.
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