Closet Gooch
the rubbing, touching, or otherwise light stroking of the goochal area (taint, aka fleshy man-bridge). usually done in the privacy of your own home, primarily in the closet.
-side note- a closet gooch can only be done to a male, by another male of 3 years of age or older.
kenny gave bruce a closet gooch at melissa’s party the other day.
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