Closet Heterosexual
a straight man/woman who pretends to be gay with the hope of sleeping with a member of the opposite s-x, playing on the possible fantasy of “converting” them.
girl: how do you know you don’t like women if you’ve never slept with one?
“gay” guy: i don’t know. i never really thought about it.
girl: we should totally f-ck.
“gay” guy: well… i guess i could -try- it, sure. 😉
-30 minutes later-…
“gay” guy: yeah so, i’m actually a closet heteros-xual and just wanted to get in your pants.
a person who refuses to recoginize their heteros-xuality
that man is a closet heteros-xual
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