closet hick
someone who doesn’t appear to share the same physical traits or language as a hick, but demonstrates similar behavioral characteristics and intelligence regardless of income level or professional status; an emerging icon of the twenty-first century that has caused a plethora of ignorance, injustice, retroactive r-t-rdedness across many professions and a state of arrested development in mind, body and spirit; low-quality or the entire lacking of humor; a straight laced, highly anxietic, religiously-fundamental, fear-driven man or woman who relies on the daily news and their perspective church sermons to pat them on the b-tt and tell them they’re good people without having to exert any effort or sacrifice to aid their fellow man
the financial -n-lyst may preach and glut about his latest understanding of the numbers, but deep down he’s just another closet hick run by the tricks and traits of baby-boomer bob.
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