Closet-Mac


n. someone who macs on people erryday and tries to keep it cutty, or on the down low.
“i saw you sneak in a bush with almost all the guys during campfire at diff times, way to be a closet-mac.”

did you hear about that girl laine kendall? what a closet mac…

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