closet monster


a person of h-m-s-xual tendancies, but does not tell anyone for a long time. they spend a long time “in the closet” thus making them a closet monster.
guy 1: “man did you hear? lance b-ss finally admitted he was gay”

guy 2: “yeah it’s about time, that f-g was such a closet monster.”
this is where you hide alot of your friends in a room where you know you will have s-x, normally done at a party or gala event.

you take a girl (or rarely, a boy) whom you have no respect for into the room and commence having s-x with her/him.

right at the moment of climax, you give the prearranged signal and all of your friends emmerge laughing to scare and severly embarr-ss the victim
dude, did you hear about ellen?

no what happened?

at that party last weekend cole closet monstered her! matt, jordan, and evan were all hiding in the room
a person who acts goody goody in public but then when alone with a person of the opposite s-x they…….love the c-ck!!!!
man, jasmine is a m-ssive closet monster!

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