closet ninja


a person who looks and behaves like a completely normal person and is typically not physically imposing, that actually has profound skill in the martial arts without anyone knowing of it.
so i was walking home sort of late last night with dan when four guys jumped us! while i was cowering on the ground i heard dan make some asian noises and a bunch of thuds in quick succession. then there was silence for a few seconds followed by the sound four bodies h-tting the ground. it turns out my brother dan is a closet ninja.
the act of gathering up some friends of yours to hide in a closet in ninja costumes and then while in the same room f-ck your girlfriend/boyfriend that you found cheating on you. make sure its a painfull experience for the other person of course and while in the s-x make a key word for the friends to come out of the closet and beat the sh-t out of the girl or boy. then have them run off.
shirly why are you all beaten up?!
i was had by the closet ninjas.

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