Closet Panic Shitter


when someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. there in abject fear they sh-t their pants.

when found by others the sh-tter is laughed at and his t-rd filled -ss-pants are poked with sticks.
hey, guys! i found greg!, the f-cking closet panic sh-tter!

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