closet raiders fan


a fan who is to ashamed to be -ssociated with the raiders. if he is found out, he will usually point to the five super bowls that they won over 50 years ago.
guy 1: dude you’re a raiders fan?

guy 2: yah i didn’t want 2 admit it cause i thought i would be mocked i was a closet raiders fan

guy 1: dude raiders suck

guy 2: no dummy we won five super bowls over 50 years ago that must make us good

guy 1: (sigh)

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