closet stoner


one who likes to smoke weed, but feels it is better not to talk about it constantly. someone who smokes weed because they like to smoke weed, not because they like to brag about smokeing weed.
i didnt know he/she smoke weed! he keeps it quit because he is a closet stoner.

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