closet time


1.when you makeout with someone in a closet.

2. when you’re making out with someone in secret.
1. dude, i caught dave and jen doing some closet time! sick.

2. you wouldn’t believe what i heard, lisa has been doing some serious closet time with john!
when a guy and a guy get into a closet to engaging in s-xual activity in the closet without anybody else knowing while they have a dance party alone.
a: i heard you played seven minutes in heaven with dalton at the party last night

b: oh yeah it was great he is such a good lover im glad we got some closet time

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