closet trick


when you go to a girls house and she gives head you nut in her mouth and say you gotta go and leave within 3 minutes. then dont talk to her for awhile, and everytime you p-ss her going down the road you’ll think ya i nutted in that girls mouth. especially when she acts like a b-tch
i went to that girls house she gave me a bl-w j-b in the closet and i pulled a closet trick.
when you watch 2 or more people have s-x undetected in the closet or closest similar place (e.g. – behind a chair, etc.). to take it one step further, include a meal for youorself, like taco bell soft tacos out of their wrapper. eating is very satisfying while getting away with this perve maneuver.
once i watched my boy tag his chick while i hid in the close to fohis room and ate taco bell during the whole thing….she never knew we pulled a closet trick!!

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