closet
(adj) describing an aspect that one keeps rather private or completely secret, usually due to fear of social rejection. commonly used in reference to h-m-s-xuality, but not exclusively.
“yep, my brother has his guilty pleasures when it comes to music. he’s closet hair metal fan, believe it or not.”
the place where gay people hide their true selves.
i would like to exit the closet, but there is a bible wedged too tight under the door. help.
container for tom cruise
omg! the weird–ss scientologist still refuses to leave the closet!
1. a cabinet or enclosed recess for linens, household supplies, clothing or gay s-x.
2. a small private chamber, as for study or prayer, or gay s-x.
1. he’s in the closet.
2. he’s not in the closet, he’s in narnia!!
a place for shoes, clothes and in most cases, h-m-s-xuals.
in order to prevent themselves from social rejection, gays make sure to lock the door after themselves and throw away the key.
wh-r-1: “geez, why is this closet locked?”
wh-r-2: “i think there’s someone in there. i hear m-st-rb-t–n.”
if someone is a closet ____ then they aren’t entirely _____, don’t realize that they are ______, and don’t accept it as who they are.
omg you are a closet emo!
where one shamefully tries to conceal his or her h-m-s-xuality.
josh wallis needs to just come out of the closet already.
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