Closeted Republican


a self-proclaimed democrat or liberal who’s actions and opinions more closely resemble a republican or conservative. also called a fashionable liberal.
he’s such a closeted republican. he claims to be against the death penalty but joined up on that band wagon lynch mob without a second thought.

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