closeting
the act of a guy and a girl going into a closet at their friend’s house, in order to get away from the sounds of their other friends getting busy on the futon in the living room. the guy and the girl in the closet then get busy themselves.
dude, we were closeting to get away from the sound of the two of them dry humping
a guy who is trying too hard to convince people he’s straight when we all know he’s a raging h-m-s-xual.
“oh my god, eric is sooo hot!”
“becky, he is totally closeting.”
the act of realizing that a very young girl is either very s-xy or will be so you will wait till they are legal to f-ck them.
tom: did you see sally today?
john: yeah, to bad shes only 14!
tom: oh, dont worry about that i will be closeting her!
john: oh yeah!
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