closetlove
a bonding experiance in which: while in the act of making out with ur gf/bf his or her parents come home and the male or female proceds to run and hide in closet from sed parents.
-making out-……-front door opens-
female-“o cr-p, get in the closet now!”
male–runs into closet with shirt off and hides in corner-
10-mins later….
-shirt gets thrown in-
5 mins later…..
female-“go, go now!”
male–runs like h-ll!–“man that was sum good closetlove!”
a bonding experiance in which: while in the act of making out with ur gf/bf his or her parents come home and the male or female proceds to run and hide in closet from sed parents.
-making out-……-front door opens-
female-“o cr-p, get in the closet now!”
male–runs into closet with shirt off and hides in corner-
10-mins later….
-shirt gets thrown in-
5 mins later…..
female-“go, go now!”
male–runs like h-ll!–“man that was sum good closetlove!”
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