Closeyism
a well known phrase or saying which is accidentally mis-quoted (fairly close to the original) with comedy consequences.
examples of closeyisms:
i feel as rough as the hills!
wow, you really bit the nail on the head.
i’ll go fetch the p-rno, it’s up the apples and stairs.
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