closing the goddamn door
a memeable referance to the cl-ssic song by panic! at the disco: “i write sins, not tragedies”
“haven’t you people ever heard of closing the godd-mn door, no?”
“wtf brendon! we’re at a wedding!”
“oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a wh-r-.”
“oh dear lord…”
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