Closure Text
a ‘closure text’ occurs when one party to a breakup or argument tries to get the last word or sends an attempt to induce guilt via text message after the fact.
“i would have loved you and we could have been great together but you ruined it. i wish you the best. let’s be friends one day. this is my closure text.”
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