cloth alert


also known as “special cloth alert”.

a phrase coined by dj kahled which is used to notify people that something special is about to happen. tends to be related to the phrase “cut from a different cloth” which shows how whatever object is being referred to stands out above the rest.
cloth alert: we got the brand new kobe’s straight out of the box.
cloth alert: stay tuned for what’s going on in our business, because it’s bout to be big!

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