cloth cock


similar to tissue d-ck (see tissue d-ck) but is instead resultant of forgetting to wipe the gism away post-jack off, thus creating a glue like substance in which your c-ck is stuck to your boxers, underwear, pants etc. this may lead to different colors of cloth sticking to ones p-n-s post–j-c-l-t–n and may cause pain during the removal of the cloth particles or lint from the c-ck, hence the name cloth c-ck

can be used as an insult

john you coming out tonight?
i can’t man i got to clean this cloth c-ck, sh-t looks blue and i need to buy some soap to clean it off.

bob is such a cloth c-ck, he just sits there all day lazy as sh-t.
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