clothes mountain
a pile of both clean and dirty clothing that forms on top of a bed. the clothes mountain serves joint functions, as both clothes storage and a sleeping surface. it tends to begin innocuously as a stray item of clothing, but quickly builds to a towering height and a base that swallows up the entire bed. it is pr-ne to clothing avalanches, thus spilling dirty underwear and tube tops onto the floor, forming a sort of clothes mountain range. if not treated quickly, the clothes mountain range will become a parasitic addition to the bedroom, hindering p-ssageway in the event of a fire.
“kay kay, put your laundry away! mom doesn’t want to see the clothes mountain anymore!”
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