clothesurfing
the movement one does with his/her cellphone, sliding/riding it like a surfboard on his/her clothes, in order to wipe the fingerprints, water drops, sand etc. off the screen and/or the keyboard.
“dude, you gotta clothesurf your cell, looks way too filthy”
she was so nervous that she kept clothesurfing her iphone m-ssively during our conversation
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