Clover

a giant pr-ck, -sshole, or sh-thead, one who never ceases to speak in a inconsiderate or demeaning way.
ugh sharon is such a clover.
1. a person that believes all laws are made for the common good, and that all laws have to be followed. clovers generally believe that if someone does something that irritates them in some way that a law should be made to correct the problem – “there ought to be a law”. a clover will always side with the police or the government no matter what egregious evil they have committed.
clovers believe that they are always doing the right thing, and therefore everyone should wait on them, or are basically oblivious to others’ needs.
2. a person that is generally afraid, overly safe, and obeys all rules, and thinks others should too, especially as related to driving:
clovers will wait for the left turn signal arrow even when left on green is allowed, and/or will not pull into the intersection, so that they will be able to turn left after the approaching traffic has cleared or stopped.
clovers wait for a green light even when right on red is allowed.
clovers need two lanes to p-ss a bicycle.
clovers apply brakes at random.
clovers never use their rear view mirrors, because others should have to wait on them.
clovers stop when they are in the acceleration lane.
clovers slow for school zones even when school is out.
clovers refuse to move right for faster-moving traffic.
clovers have an obnoxious, p-ssive-aggressive determination to force everyone else to drive slowly, too,
clovers will drive the speed limit in the left-hand lane.
clovers believe the government is always right.
clovers believe that if someone is simply investigated and/or arrested for a crime then that person must be guilty.
clovers believe the tsa makes us safe.
clovers believe the government is here to help us.
clovers generally work for the government.
a person who always gets lucky. stems from the belief that a 4-leaf clover brings good luck.

(c-lover = constant lover)
“he hooked up with joan last night and cindy the night before. what a clover.”

“wear protection – i heard she’s a clover”
clover is aterm used to describe a genuiely beautiful girl. one that makes you stop for a moment but yet it feels liek an eternity and go – oh my lord. this is true beauty.
oh my god, did you see clover today. she looked just amazing.
a rattled kid who needs to be called a clover.

listens to soft music like owl city, tswift, and lots of remixes.

soft child.
“he’s such a clover”
“yeah.. that’s curk”
the area at the top of a girls v-lv- where the l-b– major and cl-t hood meet, the most painful place to wax. this area strongly resembles part of a clover.
melanie your clover looks really good today, did you get waxed over the weekend?
a nickname given to the monster from cloverfield.
clover ripped off the head of the statue of librity and chucked it into the city.

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