clown boner


when a man wakes up with a raging morning wood, while wearing colorful, tacky boxers or underpants
dude 1: “whoooweeeee i’m pitchin’ a tent over here”

dude 2: “man, you’ve really worked up a clown b-n-r in those colorful briefs”

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