clown festival


politically correct version of “cl-sterf-ck”. used in business and professional settings to denote a total fiasco where multiple events have gone wrong resulting in a complete meltdown of the situation.
this year’s corporate retreat digressed into a clown festival when caterers forgot the alcohol, storms flooded the conference room and jason exposed himself to the executives’ wives.

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