clown question, bro


the standard and best retort to a clown question.
toronto tv reporter to bryce harper (a 19-year-old major league baseball rooking phenom whose mormon religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and, moreover, whose age makes it illegal to drink in the united states): “you got a favorite beer?”

bryce harper: “i’m not answering that. that’s a clown question, bro.”

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a reporter to first lady mary todd lincoln (immediately after her husband — president abraham lincoln — was murdered by an -ss-ssin’s bullet during the performance of a play at which mr. and mrs. lincoln were in attendance): “other than that, mrs. lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?”

mrs. lincoln: “that’s a clown question, bro. get outta here with that sh-t.”

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