clown shoes

something or someone that is a total joke
-your sneakers are f-ckin clown shoes dude
-that -sshole aint nothing but clown shoes
-dude, your car is total clown shoes
something that is ridiculous in its appearance or existence.
that hoopdash-t is f-cking clown shoes my nizzle!
n.

1. a stupid person; a dolt.
2. a person of profound mental r-t-rdation having a mental age below three years.
3. marked by a lack of intelligence.

synonyms: idiot, imbecile, cretin, dumb-ss, -sshat, r-t-rd
stop hitting yourself in the head, you clownshoe.

the world is full of clownshoes.
an insult inferring that the reciever is a walking joke, including their actions, habits, appearance, and ultimitly, their existance.
you have no room to talk, clownshoes.

i ran into this guy who was the biggest pair of clownshoes i’ve ever seen.

“so you had s-x with a girl named clownface? what does that make you, clownshoes?”
-tucker max from his maxim radio show.
1.) one who tries too hard to gain the social acceptance of others.

2.) one who has made a terrible mistake.

also see tool
1.)
guy 1: “hey guys, you guys hanging out? can i hang out? we can go to the movies or to see a band play or to the mall or…”
guy 2: “f-ck off clownshoes.”

2.)
guy 1: “sorry for losing our winning lottery ticket.”
guy 2: “f-ck off clownshoes.”
used to define idiocy, or people who are just being a pain in the -ss.
person a: “want to go to the movies?”
person b: “naw, i gotta help my mom with her make up”
person a: “your a f-cking clown shoe” (click!)
adj. – seeming ridiculous, completely out of place or proportion; utterly impractical
the ending to that movie was completely clownshoes, and made absolutely no sense in the context of the rest of the movie.