clown-weiny
(n): the male genitalia of a comic entertainer, normally implementing exaggerated makeup and costume; typically denser than water.
the children became either manic-depressives or serial killers after johnny’s mom misread an advertis-m-nt and hired a clown-weiny for the birthday party.
kids: what’s that rainbow thing that at the bottom of the pool?
adults: gasp!
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