Clownese
a) the language of clowns
b) a language that was concocted by management (clowns), thus “clownese”. it is generally reserved for management and management’s minions.
c) management speak; terms, buzz words, jargon, and lingo used by management. a language created by the clowns within an organization, which are usually the management.
c) the incompetant non-sensical drivel that filters down from upper management; the impenetrable fog of stupidity and bullsh-t spewed forth by management.
d) a language that normal entry level workers with common sense cannot comprehend because they don’t speak stupid.
“the boss makes no sense. i wish i spoke clownese.”
“this whole operations and procedures manual is written in clownese.”
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