club abyss
a place where club@ng@$zz, gu!d0o$szz && th33 f!n3sttt clubh3@d$ss/ !nf@m0uszz fcckkszz aree found. its a place where 25 year olds get with 13 year olds wearing fishnet stockings as shirts and lingerie from victoria’s secret as shorts; the basic attire of most girls at abyss, unless of course your parent stays in the parking lot, you wear real clothes, and you pay $25 to stand there and make fun of all the sl-ts you see. its basically a walking std if you decide to get with anyone.
girl: mom can i go to a teen night at club abyss?
mom” well, honey, whos gonna be htere?
girl: only the whole schoolll !
mom: okay get on a t-shirt and jeans and ill take you,
girl: brings a spare change or clothes aka lingerie in her purse
later onn…
guido: (jumps on girls -ss and starts dry humping her)
girl: wtfff are you doingggg?
gido: hey beautiful. is that a mirror in your pants cause i think i see myself in them.
girl: wanna take this someplace private?
guido: no, right here is fine.
rob dorfman f-cking lives there…nuff said
if you really need to beat up some sl-tty 12 year old girl, get crabs, or make fun of a pack of guidos (yes, they move in packs. like asians), u should hit up club abyss
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