club card flowers
flowers from a grocery store
girlfriend 1 – “valentines day is coming up and i can’t wait to see what i’ll get this year.”
girlfriend 2 – “i’ve told my husband valentines day is special and i don’t want no ‘club card flowers’. he’d better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!”
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