club couple
a couple that begins their relationship with drunken s-x after meeting at a club, then awkwardly attempts to make a go of things in the non-club world.
these couples typically find that they only feel comfortable going on more club dates and simply can’t function in other scenarios.
estimated time to expiration: 1-2 weeks. very, very uncomfortable weeks.
at a restaurant:
club couple dude: “so…uh…jennifer, do you play sports and stuff?”
clup couple broad: “my name is jennette.”
the most awkward silence possible ensues.
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