club

the fancy asian word for karaoke.
i’d going to the club; gonna sing some backstreet boys.
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a place for social gatherings, that plays the latest music and encourgaes dancing and drinking. it also encourages under-aged female jail bait to slip by the bouncer to be l-sty eye candy for the 30 something males that attend.
d-mn! is this a club? or an after school day-care program?
what you strike baby seals with.
girl: hey, i’m going out clubbing tonight.
friend: clubbing what? baby seals?
a place commonly inhabited by preppy white metros-xuals, they’re main goals while “clubbing” are to:

– act like pimps
– take advantage of drunk underage sl-ts
– pretend they’re from the hood by using urban accents and driving pimped out jettas
the club is where all the spoiled rich white kids go, it makes them feel ‘gangsta’ to hop in their jettas that their parents bought them and drive to the club to listen to the same 50 cent songs they were just blasting in their cars
1. a place frequented (ideally nightly) by; ballers, big ballers, shot-callers, pimps, gangstas, p.i.m.ps, gansters, gangsta-pimps, thugs, rappers, and other fabulously well to do people. most of which will arrive in a whip(preferably on dubs), and once inside will proceed to get krunk, and or jiggy. the primary focus once in da club is to holler at shorties. often clubs feature loud repet-tive noise provided by a dj for the patrons to bounce.
hey player, tonight lets go to the club to get krunk and holler at some shorties.
clubs are generally worthless places to enter as well as a word to describe blunt weapons. clubs are considered mankind’s simplest weapons and are stereotypically -ssociated with cavemen. these instruments are generally useful for handling drunks and chavs as well as bad musicians and medieval reenactors. they can be found almost anywhere.
chuck norris once had a mild headache after being smashed with a metal club.
a largely pointless and futile gathering point, whereby simple imbeciles proceed to flail about to obnoxiously loud music, whilst chemically inconvenienced.

most of these events require the participent to have previously consumed various obscurce and intelligence-rotting narcotic substances, in a misguided attempt to keep that person over there from doing anything to them that might involve rusty hooks and possibly salt.
clubber: “hey, you-..flrgh, ajfdfkkkkkk f-ck my eyes have fallen out arhaghahfhh” -flump-

p-sserby hopefully on their way to lead a happy and fulfilled life with many prospects: “indeed”.
the place where you take your eyes off your drink for 2 minutes drink it collapse and black out and then wake up in a bathtub with your kidneys on ebay
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