Clubber’s Confusion
a psychological and physiological state in which a person’s behavior is characterized by a lack of understanding or awareness of their current situation. clubber’s confusion occurs when a person has spent long periods in a club, and generally is most visually symptomatic when they begin to leave the club or converse with others. the symptoms are compounded by alcohol and proximity to subwoofers on the dancefloor.
text message conversation: 1:42 am
1) hey boo ughh
2) lol are you ok?
1) i’m fine.
2) oh. ok… i’m kinda confused. are you drunk? or is this clubber’s confusion?
1) ya, my friends are fine babe!
2) … wtf?
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