clubbing

a favourite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being shunted like cattle into a converted warehouse… sadly not to be slaughtered, but to wear ridiculous trendy clothes, listen to cr-p eardrum-shattering music, try to pick up brainless members of the opposite s-x, and generally stand around aimlessly in a desperate but pointless attempt to show how cool you are.
wanna go clubbing tonight?
1. when women go out to dance in circles and men go out to hunt them

2. something done to seals
1. hey lets go out clubbing tonight

2. hey lets go out clubbing tonight
the act of paying ridiculous amounts of money to enter a dimly-lit, highly-flammable room just to dance for a few hours to overly repet-tive music that a 5-year old composed. and you have to dress like you’re going to a royal banquet or the bouncer will throw you out. usually, illegal drugs are served so as to help the attendees tolerate the music.
my friend overdosed on ecstasy while clubbing last friday.
to go to a driving range
me: hey guys let’s go clubbing!
kyle: ya awesome! i’ll bring my golf clubs!

(happiness for all ensues)
a popular college pastime involving 2×4’s and baby seals.
those animal rights people are out of town this weekend, wanna go clubbing?
partic-p-ting, individually or with a group, in the more active aspects of urban nightlife. term encomp-sses both dancing and non-dancing partic-p-tion, s-xualized and non-s-xualized, and usually refers to large, perception- or mood-altering venues. suggests, but does not imply, the use of drugs or alcohol. can be applied, though only loosely, to clubs in the suburbs.
i was macking on some random hottie and wishing they’d play anything calderone; jay was grinding to strobes in the main hall; bess was reapplying the body glitter she’d rubbed off on everyone else, and biff was gamely slamming grey goose with the dj. it was another night clubbing.
beating repeatedly with a blunt object
back off, b-tch, or i’ll club you like a baby seal!