clueless gloating
when someone brings something up just to seem important and above you.
often used by lonely people that want to be a part of something. they also want everyone to know they are a part of something and are overexcited about being included, or insecure that they never were included before and want everyone to know they are included without directly telling them.
if the person is clueless gloating about a party, often times they asked to be invited or found out about it and will show up uninvited.
brian: jim are you excited about the new promotion that the boss will give to someone?
jim: what promotion? you were doing that stupid clueless gloating thing.
douche bag: dude that party this sat-rday is gonna be awesome! were you invited?
frank: no, d-ck.
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