clump


a group of niners that gather because they think there the sh-t. they also block the hallways all the time.
guy: wow check out that clump!
guy 2: there blocking the f-cking hallway!
the act of hitting a person (usually across the face) with your p-n-s.

the name comes from the sound it makes on impact.
first person to p-ss out tonight recieves a ‘clumping’.
the act of hitting someone in the arm in an a.d.d. fashion. often saying “thats it, your getting clumped”
-dude he f-cked my girlfriend
-are you serious?
-yeah, he’s getting a good clumping
(n) clump – someone who is being lame; a loser.
1. why are you being such a clump? snap out of it!

origin: the cl-ssic definition of clump is a small lump of something, and is generally used when describing something nasty. hence the connection with someone whose behavior is reminiscent of an unappealing little lump of something gross.
the female genitalia.
sally has a lovely clump.
the clump (on a fat person) is the roll of fat that starts just above the genitalia and ends under the belly-b-tton.
look at that fat persons clump.
clumps refers to someone who is gaining or has gained a good amount of body fat!
u got the clumps u gained alot of weight!!
the female genitalia.
sally’s got a lovely clump

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