clumpkin
1. to perform oral s-x on a girl while she’s p-ssing a bowel movement. 2. eat out a girl while she’s taking a sh-t. 3. see blumpkin
yea, my girlfriend got a promotion at work so i gave her a congratulatory clumpkin.
4 more definitions
the act of giving a female c-nn-l-ng-s whilst she defecates.
“i was givin mah hoe a clumpkin, i didn’t even wanna come up for air!”
“my baby loves a clumpkin out back, behind the barn.”
“i had to spit out my gum when she said it was ‘clumpkin time!'”
“even though she farted when i was giving her a clumpkin, i ate that sh-t like pork-fried rice.”
receiving a bl-wj-b while playing call of duty.
dude, judy gave matt an amazing clumpkin last night!
receiving a bl-w j-b whilst undergoing a colonic.
aron lay in a state of physical confusion while the nurse performed a clumpkin
getting a blumpkin from someone with cleft palate.
boy, that cliff palate from the howard stern show sure gives a mean clumpkin.
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