Clumpton
a futuristic device for clumping your way around. bit like ed209. comes with mounted chaingun for sorting those troublesome girlfriends. has a hover mode to make getting to work extra easy probably fits in half a parking sp-ce too – bonus.
can be found on perfect dark zero “mint just found mesen a clumpton!”
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