Clumpy blood cock

the term used to describe ones c-ck after engaging in s-xual intercourse at the apex of the females menstrual cycle. (usually referred to as the dreaded day 2 by females). the word “clumpy” is used to describe the texture of the menstrual blood flow as it usually is filled with clumps of flesh from the uterual lining of the v-g-n-. this lining is clumpy and loves to stick to the tip of the males c-ck. the origins of this unique act of nature can be traced back as early as 500 ad due in part to the great records keeping of sir elmer clumpy blood c-ck. in history sir elmer clumpy blood c-ck is given credit as the 1st man to engage in ritualisic intercourse during the female menstrual cycle. it was believed that having a bl–dy c-ck conjured up magical powers in the c-ck and provided a level 5 protection spell against demons. today clumply blood c-ck is a normal act practiced by young & old around the world.
elmer-“hey shania! you think you can kick me down with some clumpy blood c-ck?” shania-“that depends. you think you can dirty up your c-ck in my -ss 1st?”. elmer-“oh yeah baby! i’ll push your sh-t in before you bl–dy my c-ck”. shania-“then you’ll get your clumpy blood c-ck for sure.”