clusing


to remove one’s shirt while under the influence of alcohol. experienced, more aggressive clusers frequently tear off their shirt, rather than taking it off.
“how was your night last night? i could tell you were pretty hammered.”
“i’m not sure, but i woke up with my lacoste shirt torn in half. i must have been clusing real hard.”

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