clustercation
“cl-stercation” is a pg-ified version of the familar expression “cl-ster f-ck,” reportedly coined by u.s. marines during the vietnam war to refer to a situation gone wildly awry. patterned semi-faithfully after the original compound word-set (i.e., “cl-ster” and “f-ck”), “cl-stercation” is a variant compound formed from “cl-ster” and the terminal 2-syllable fragment from the less ambitiously connotative, but more socially accepted “fornication.” with its extra syllable, hard “k” alliteration, and distinct meter, “cl-stercation” may also provide a useful alternative in diverse discourse scenarios where “cl-ster f-ck” would be permissible, but “cl-stercation” may yield more aesthetic appeal. care should be taken to avoid overuse, to minimize being viewed as a magniloquent bore.
the fantastically inebriated halloween celebrant cross-dressed as a female traffic cop instantly caused a raucously cacophonic cl-stercation when he ran out into the busy rush-hour intersection wildly swatting at the swarm of hornets he hallucinated all about his head and shoulders.
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