clustomer


a difficult customer; one whose actions or reactions to price, organization or just reality in general makes planning and execution infuriatingly difficult. that is, a cl-ster-f-ck generating client. also most interior decorators.
we could have done this six-week remodel in two weeks if we’d had a regular guy instead of this friggin’ cl-stomer.

m-ssive cleanup on aisle 6 — cl-stomer at work!
a group/cl-ster of women on a shopping trip.
shop owner says to her sales -ssistant:

‘standby, here comes another cl-stomer’

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