clutch fail


1. n. a fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.

2. v. to perform a clutch fail.
1. football announcer: williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run… he might get to the end zone… oh! he tripped at the 1 yard line! what a clutch fail!

2. announcer #2: oh, i can’t believe it! he clutch failed!

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