Clutched my pearls
to place your hand on your collar or around your neck in a prudish way as to display shock or disgust towards someone or something.
the imagery is that of a rich woman clutching her peal necklace in fear/shock.
that comedian was so vulgar that i clutched my pearls during the entire show.
did you see that ugly baby!?!? ::say this as you clutch your pearls::
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