clutterfuck

to have a cal clutterbuck jersey on while f-cking a girl
dude… last night after the wild game i clutterf-cked my girlfriend!
when a room in one’s living quarters is full of random clutter, causing one to stumble through or walk around things in the room. the clutter can be consisted of furniture, boxes, or anything in excess.

alternative use: clutter-f-ck is also a type of prank that can be used against anyone who annoys you. in order to clutter-f-ck someone, you must first wait until they are either asleep or away from home. then break into their house and fill a pre-determined room full of random clutter, or anything in excess. the person or persons performing these strategic activities are seen as clutter-f-cking someone, and, well, the person or persons on the receiving end are being clutter-f-cked.
‘my mother is one of those freaky old ladies who h–rds ceramic roosters, when you walk through the front door all you see is one big clutter-f-ck of a ceramic chicken coop. disturbing, i know.’

‘those pesky neighborhood kids clutter-f-cked me yet again, i woke up this morning to a room full of balloon’s made out of condoms and those colorful noodles you swim with. what will i do with these noodles, oh, if it was only summer.’
a big, old, crazy-disorganized mess. some may compare to cl-sterf-ck but clutterf-ck is a bigger commodity, as a cl-ster is a small m-ss of a mess or mishap and a clutter is a bigger, disorganized mess.
rush hour traffic is such a clutterf-ck!
n. a cluttered area, usually a desk or table, that is so bad that the sp-ce is virtually unusable
i couldn’t get any work done because my desk was a total clutterf-ck.
having s-x in a messy room.
hey look, i found strawberries! while clutterf-cking!

clutterf-cking is such an adventure in here you never know what you’re going to uncover.
what a house with two kids and animals becomes after a week of no time to clean.
it is a real clutterf-ck in here! (not to be said in front of children)