Clutzvoyant
a super human power to inadvertently talk about sensitive issues. a clutzvoyant person will talk about seemingly innocent topics that due to timing and circ-mstances come very close to revealing a surprise or secret. a key difference between a clairvoyant and a clutzvoyant person is the clutzvoyant is not aware that they are channeling otherwise unknowable information. they stumble into it, as it were.
my friend kym almost have away her son’s proposal by being clutzvoyant.
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