clyster


1. a variable sized syringe used to pump substances into and out of the -n-s. may include coffee, tobacco smoke, strawberry paste, febreze, etc.

2. a derogatory term usable as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.
ryan, clyster in hand, looked around the room for opportunities.

sh-t, look at the size of that thing, we could clyster a bear with it!

stop being such a clyster, you douche fountain
an enema. see douche bag
george w. bush is a clyster.
bob got so constipated he needed a clyster to clean him out.

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