cmail


it is short for “cell mail” like email is short for “electronic mail.” this is used in place of the word “texting” or “text messaging.” it’s much shorter!!

it originated in j-pan and that is what they call “texting” over there and is listed that way on their phones and phone bills.
“send me a cmail when you have an answer.”
cmails are emails sent to or received from c-nts. they are usually condescending in nature and expose the author’s general lack of education and basic ineptness at life skills and life in general.
cmail received by bob from jane

to: bob normal
from: bob normal on behalf of jane cn-t
subject: things i need done yesterday

hi bob

i am incapable of fending for myself and require you to perform my basic life functions for me as a matter of urgency. could you please attend to this yesterday and as a matter of priority. i am not leaving you any room for negotiation or objection, nor am i concerned about anything else you may have occurring at present.

kind regards
jane cn-t

Read Also:

  • chooooonage

    gid choons dj mr.denzil is playin gid chooooonage the nite

  • Gettho Burger

    pb and j pb and jelly 🙂 omg gettho burger:)

  • Get up on

    1. to obtain or try to obtain by begging 2. to steal; filch ex: yo, can i get up on that red beans and rice n-gg-f!

  • Shwaggin Wagon

    a group and or party of smokers who are all carrying very low grade marijuana know as shwag and who are commonly made fun of by the more wealthy or more well connected smokers with much higher grade marijuana.(plural) man i’m not letting that shwaggin wagon into this kickback so they can drink all my […]

  • Get Up There You Sweathog

    term used by horse racing fans to root for their animal to hit the wire first. commonly heard eminating from the crowd as the horses reach the finish line. “hit this horse…hit him…get up there you sweathog!!!”


Disclaimer: cmail definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.